Saturday

Day One or something

i have put the photography business on hold, don is continuing his computer business from fill-in-the-blank internet connection, and we have packed our bags again. this is our first international travel together, but despite being previously very independent travellers, we have "got on" alright so far. we are currently in northern england visiting a friend, and are looking at the various creative ways to get to budapest, aka home sweet home. among the options are: ferry to ireland, then flight to germany, then train to budapest? or flight to amsterdam, train to prague, then bus to hungary? or should we include the hydrofoil on the danube from bratislava to vienna to budapest? we plan to work with WWOOF (World-Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms) once in hungary. we have been in contact with an english couple who now lives on a farm near Pecs, and they have offered us our own house until the first week of february. we are also considering heading into bulgaria or romania. our portland priest recommends croatia. so the options are many, and the adventures have just begun. and don is under strict orders from auntie trish to make sure that i have more than one loaf of bread per week to eat on this europe trip, so everything is looking up!

we got here (near bradford/ leeds) last night, and went almost directly to bed. we awoke just as it was getting light (about 7-8am), then accidentally fell back to sleep until it was just starting to get dark (4pm). despite being in bed for 18 of our 24 hours here, we've had thai food, indian food, many cups of tea, and two kinds of local beer in a "non-smoking" pub. the english definition of non-smoking is this: you can smoke anywhere in the place except in the several seats that are actually at the bar. really effective. the sign even gave all kinds of arguments about why this was a good idea, siting health reasons and etc.

Australia-bound tourist ends up in Montana

German man mistakenly books plane ticket to small oil town of Sidney

BERLIN - A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in the Australian metropolis Sydney landed more than 8,000 miles away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking Web site.

Dressed for the Australian summer in t-shirt and shorts, Tobi Gutt left Germany on Saturday for a four-week holiday.

Instead of arriving “down under”, Gutt found himself on a different continent and bound for the chilly state of Montana.

Friday

Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight

"Not only did I miss my flight, but now I'm going to miss my connecting motorcade to the Idaho Capitol building," said Bush.

the onion is so damn funny.

Wednesday

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
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