umm...sexy-licious
i sweat like a pig today. is the past tense of sweat really sweat? just checking. no, really--it was gross. it was approximately 2 degrees this morning, and nearing 200 by afternoon. the girl i work with actually had a blanket around her as we drove our tractors around town. unfortunately that gave another coworker the idea that today should be costume day or something, so he picked out a crazy hat for each of us to wear. oh lord, you should have seen the heads turn! by 10am tho, we had shed the blanket and whatever else we could without losing our jobs too. luckily our afternoon task involved using fire hoses (much cooler!). not-so-luckily, the said task was hosing down the stubborn shit (oh yes, i actually mean the bodily function) that gets stuck to the sides of the clarifiers at the waste treatment plant. i try not to think about it. Ahh, what a beautiful day! Oh, the sky is so clear, the birds are singing, the mist from the cool water...OH! EEEWWW! I GOT SOME ON ME!!!!!, I think *pleasantly* as I work. hmm, college is more tempting by the day. but i do have a nice tan.
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Where do you FIND these jobs? What's your history again - sorting live fish bait, mowing the lawn in a graveyard, exercising race horses, and now hosing down bins at a waste treatment plant...? I think I missed a couple in there. Well anyway, cheers for not being squeamish.
yeah, you missed my Bodily-Functions-Re-Re Job. think blood all over the Jamba Juice bathroom, "accidents" while walking the dog, etc. oh joy.
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