alternate reality

Q: so, what did YOU do this saturday?

A: oh, nothing much; just hung out with dirty joe and his male friend who owns 60 pairs of shoes*, at a greek restaurant in budapest, hungary, drinking beer and having a saccharine pills fight**, then hiked in the pouring rain for 5 hours. that's it.

*he has a girlfriend.
**i do not recommend drinking beer that has more than one saccharine pill in it.