one way to prepare for major surgery*
-do 36 hours of strenuous physical activity.
-do not stop to sleep during these 36 hours.
-be sure to vomit--or otherwise void oneself of--all food and fluid consumed during said 36 hours.
-alert everyone you know of what you are doing so that dozens of people are anxiously waiting at the other end of the phone line for updates on your preparations.
note: for best results, upon completion of surgery and throughout recovery have someone you've never met be completely dependent on you for all of his/her bodily and emotional needs.
*i don't recommend this way.
posted by clara @ 18:04
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Noooo. So sorry you had to do this. Congrats on the arrival of the little one. Hope that mastitis is gone. Get some sleep.
Love you! I'm thinking of you every day. Take heart think of Becky and Steven they make me a cup of tea now. :>)
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