chimmers.blogspot.com

just found an old classmate's blog! here's a sample:

...the ***jacks started talking about my new grandmother-in-law. Here are some intriguing facts:
1.) 89 years old.
2.) alzheimers
3.) moves around faster than Mr. ***jack
4.) once drove to the store, walked home, looked in the garage the next day, then reported her car stolen
5.) ran into a plexy-glass window going full speed (cf #3) and then bounced right up
6.) walked out in front of a motorcycle going 40mph and fell on the pavement. got up like nothing happened
7.) likes blackberry brandy. but the alzeimers prevents her from being moderate (i.e. one glass, forgets, one more, etc. etc.) blackberry brandy has hence been conviscated by Mr. ***jack.
8.) goes thru 2 gallons of ice cream and 24 mountain dews a week