the hilltop

beers on tap: 2 (bud and michelob light)
types of bbq meat (on the house): 4
mullets spotted: 9
new ways to use the F word: 27

aquiring my own biker dad: priceless

i'm in love...

...with the be good tanyas.

"The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs..."

i must be immune to poison oak

the insurrection ensues

recentish quotes:

-no, but i AM getting my twenty-three-thousand-dollars-worth despite the fact that i've never had a random make-out session! -me --> pierson


-well, it's just a fucking tree, but you know these ojai people: it's all precious in Jerry's sight! -whaley


-hunh, it seems to holding up ok... -D, swinging in hammock 5 ft above ground
-yeah, it's still held up by three strings! -me
-THREE STR...[snap]...[thud]...!!! -D

taxes=shitty sauce

a sign from God

i'm pretty sure i'm not meant to write my paper. like, i seriously tried yesterday.

location #1: too cold.

location #2: closed.

location #3: "oh, you don't want to order right away? well i might have to kick you out. and don't use wi-fi here."

location #4: "we close in 20 minutes, 15 of which you will spend dodging and ducking due to a crazed pigeon."

location #5: nice for a while... until either a decaying whale beached nearby or a trainful of porta-potties derailed. never did figure out what it was, but damn! it was the definition of oh-so-wrong.

location #6: successful, between phone calls and the discovery of The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen. wow. we were thoroughly "scandalized" after the first sentence.

saturday night mass.

congregation, saying the creed: creo in un solo dios blah blah blahblah jesus...

us: errr...psst...grab a book

us: [flip flip] maybe in the back...?

us: [flip flip] no? maybe in the front...

congregation: blah blah virgine blah espiritu blahblah

us: oh! here!

congregation: blah, amen.

us: blast!

~later~

announcer: blahblah espanol blah blahblah espanol blah.

us: umm...what page did she say?

choir: la lala espanol lala la la espanol dios jesus...

us: [flip flip] i think it ended with a 6

choir: la de la da amor lala cielo lala

us: oh! oh, here it is!

choir: la la, amen.

us: groan!

Mmm-K. Someone in the internet room seriously needs this... and it's not me.