chillin' with my little brothers...

their major accomplishments of the night:

-lit the grill with a bottle of lighter fluid and a blow torch. oh yeah, that was the OUTSIDE of the grill.

-smashed pop cans with sledgehammers and the back of an axe.

-burned enough plastic to make any other portlander flip.

-took two cameras worth of pictures...digital.

-lit firecrackers.

-chopped thru a pillow with a hatchet.

-tried on every hat, helmet, welding mask, and other apparati (?) in tay-tay's house.

-tied up josh and tried to hang him from the rafters.

-caught up with me, after my 6-year college career.

Have you ever...

...used the phrase "butt massage" in a job interview?

ps: i have.

pps: the interviewer's response included the phrase "monkey butt".

ppps: i got the job. heh.

HOLY SHIT!

HOW COME THIS NEVER HAPPENS WHILE I'M THERE???!!!