french lesson

i'm learning a lot of french, living with a french-speaking family. it's great being able to really express myself in this language.

for example: i can now go into any french restaurant and tell its patrons to "use your spoon!", and "you have to eat two more bites before dessert."

as they give me a dirty look and head for the door, i can say, "don't touch the door until you wash your hands!"

if they ignore me, i can then bust out with, "NO! say you're sorry!"

i could continue, you know, asking if they need to pee-pee, offering to wipe them when they're done and all, but you get the point.