We made it to Belgium... right?

we are in belgium, despite some controversy surrounding its existence. we were briefly shaken after reading the following "information":

For too long we have been told lies.

The existence of the supposed European country of Belgium has been taken as gospel for years by members of the Liberati. It has long been held up as a shining example of Liberal philosophies in action. However, now is the time the truth be known. Belgium doesn't exist.

do read on...

"Belgian" citizens are sad, deluded victims of a vast conspiracy -- little pewter schnauzers and top hats doomed to live out play-lives as they loop endlessly 'round the Monopoly board of false places that is the Belgium Simulation.

we were almost convinced, when our original flight from glascow to brussels was "closed" when we arrived at the ticket desk with a whole 10 minutes to spare. maybe ALL flights to belgium are mysteriously "closed" when people try to go there...

Belgium= BE
Over Compensating For A Lack Of Being
Belgium has conveniently managed to wind up with the two-letter country code BE, which is used for everything from their top-level Internet domain to tracking FedEx packages shipped into the "country". Besides being at the end of the address of every website "hosted" in the "country," this code is also featured prominently on the "official" Belgium website (i.e. belgium.be), as the site's -- if not Belgium's -- logo. The choice of this code was no coincidence. By associating "Belgium" with "be", Belgian Conspiracy memeticists are trying to inculcate the "country" into being. Their primary goal is to have one think "be" whenever one sees the word "Belgium", causing a cognitive fusion with the verb "to be" that will result in one believing that "Belgium" exists.

but we are here to tell y'all that belgium really is a place. we ARE here in belgium, enjoying ourselves... or are we?

Tourists, business travelers, and other visitors are allowed to "come" to the "country" in order to "witness" its "existence." In reality, these people are waylaid at the common borders of Germany, France, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg and taken to NWO branch facilities where they have false memories of vast sprout fields and chocolate factory tours implanted.

we'll never know, but we CAN buy t-shirts and bumper stickers here.