"i went wee in my friend's living room" and other embarrassing events of last night

ok, ok, i didn't actually go "wee", but "Wii".

yes, i'm ashamed to admit it, but i have a Mii. and it's cute. in my defense, i didn't even know what one was until last night. but now i am a champion cow racer!

embarrassing-event-of-the-evening #2: i punched the birthday boy...in the stomach.

i didn't know he was the birthday boy! in fact, i still don't even know his name. what i DO know is: he shouldn't have been standing behind the door like that, as i came out of the restroom at the sushi restaurant. and i DO know that he didn't come back to his table for a very long time. oops. and all his friends were looking for him because the waitress was bringing ice cream with candles in it. sorry, birthday boy!