staying at ridley's

Scene One:
where: kitchen, ridley's
when: one month ago
why: what does that have to do with anything?
what: get on with it, already.

me (at sink): OH, $#)7!!!

ridley (at table): You didn't!

me: I did.

Scene Two:
where: kitchen, ridley's
when: one month ago, minus 10 min.
how: ridley and i, both now at sink.

Silence.

[we stare simultaneously and mournfully at ALL of the spaghetti noodles which are now entwined with chunks of someone's omelette--and whatever else was in the drain--and floating in dirty dishwater.]