Christendom College Update!

so, according to my sister (a current sophmore at Christendom), it is pretty and the people are nice, as is the swimming pool. however there is a slight security problem--as in, girls being followed in the dark by creepy mexicanos and the college not taking ANY extra precautions. yikes. the classes seem to lack substance, and do not cultivate independent thinking. also, dress code is worse than that at That Anonymous College (so dubbed by P. T.). my sis was dress-coded for wearing a "too sporty" shirt. the definition of "too sporty" apparently is: that which has a hood and a zipper and is not a sweater beacause that other girl's shirt is a sweater and is ok but yours isn't so go change this second and leave your friends and your half-eaten lunch sitting here.

the lovely women's assistant dean, a woman whose name is Bower (i mistakenly thought for a time that everyone was saying, "Miss Power"), sees the need for women to be lifted up in our society, and helps prepare them for their useful roles in our future by personally enforcing a strict "Beds Must Be Made Daily" policy. This is very helpful for college-age young women, because they are in the formative stage of their lives. Little things make all the difference, she has learned; small tasks must not be overlooked and it is most effective to have them enforced by an authority figure. Of course, this is not as important for young men so they are exempt from the "Beds Must Be Made Daily" policy. Cleanliness is not important for young men, because half of society will already know how to clean! How time efficient!!! Thank you, Ms. Power...ahem...Bower, for so ingeniusly training the young members of our society!

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