single, white, female. looking for answers to unanswerables.
i have lots of unanswered questions. unanswered, perhaps unanswerable. there are some questions that cross my mind daily:
why is my dog so emotionally needy?
why does the cat think that "me, laying in bed all tucked in" is "me, ready for playtime"?
why do they have commercials on the radio? and why do all the morning show people just assume that everyone today is completely immoral, backboneless, and liberal like they are?
why do i continue to play the he-loves-me,-he-loves-me-not game? is he worth it? what do i see in him anyways? do i like him, or do i just find game-playing engaging?
why is sushi so expensive?
do i drink enough water?
are these jeans too crusty?
other questions cross my mind regularly, but with less frequency:
what do cavities feel like? am i getting one? how will i pay for it? will it hurt?
will i get raped when i, a lone white female, traipse about europe aimlessly next month?
is that anonymous college calling my name? could i survive 3 semesters without becoming violent?
why haven't more people read Walden?
why am i always late for work? why am i always late for church? actually, why am i late for anything that starts at a pre-arranged time? does it matter?
where is my water-purifier? i never did use the bloody thing, and now that i need it, it's nowhere to be found. i only have like 8 boxes of stuff and 6 of those are books. i'm never drinking iodized water again, that's for damn sure. think nose-hair-searing farts, then triple it. eww.
if i died, would i go to heaven? would i be lonely? is it possible to be lonely in heaven? is loneliness bad?
do i really have to moisten the frog? how long would he survive without me?
why do i get out of bed at 1am to blog? does anyone even read this anyways?
why is disorder more fun? why is having the window down better when its cold out? why is crazy mo-fo music more alluring on the way to church? why is smashing electronic equipment into the concrete wall at the dump enjoyable? why is cooking dinner more fun when things start on fire? why, i say?
what are pheramones?
what is fung shuy? is it true that spiny plants at the front door make visitors to your home feel subconciously less welcome?
why can we see heat? so, like, the heat waves bend the light waves? sounds like a hippy song.
"when will we ever learn? when will we ev-ver learn?"
why are hot and rich guys always so annoying?
how come mormons dudes can have lots of chicks, but mormons chicks can't have lots of dudes? and how come i can't get any dudes?
have i ever been to boston in the fall? and how does one go about getting the punk rock version of that song?
why can't i figure out how to link to my blog-buddies? (not butt-buddies.)
why do people get angry? is it fun? does it make them happy? is it the adrenaline rush?
what's up with persian rugs? i mean, EWW! tasteless!
what's the point of having a career? why does "that which allows me to have a life" become "that which is my life"?
the end. for now.
posted by clara @ 01:27
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8 Comments:
Hey, it's Colin again. I just read your Unanswerables...quite the paradox of life. I should really get a blog account so that I don't have to sit here writing anonymous notes.
Yes - people read your blog. If you would like to know how many random people, then, you can put a counter on the bottom really easily. See Max Murders blog for details ;)
And you can put people in your side bar easily too. When you log into you blog, click on the template tab. Then, scroll down, and you will find an area marked
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If you Read through there, as undeciferable as most of it will seem, you will find a spot showing you how to insert links. Follow the pattern.
If you didn't actually want answers to any of these questions, then my apologies.
P.S. - You could probably survive 3 semesters at that anonymous college without being driven to violence, though i am fairly possitive that i could not make it my remaing 5, seeing as I have been there for 5... so i wouldn't blame ya!
In what kind of order would you like me to answer those questions?
no, i was hoping people WOULD reply to this one (well, i secretly hope that about all my posts, but that's another story). i will try my luck again and attempt to do the linkage thingy. now, how 'bout you guys take turns at the rest of the questions...eh?
Dogs are emotionally needy because they know that if you are loving on them, you will feel better.
Cats are independent creatures except when you are trying to sleep, then they think you shouldn't be doing anything but playing with them.
They have commercials on the radio because more people spend time in their cars listening to the radio than at home in front of the TV and it's harder to mute the radio. Here we get commercials in Navajo, which cuts down on what I buy since I can't understand what they're selling. And it depends where you live and what station as to whether you get liberal or conservative commentators.
If you didn't play the he loves me, loves me not game, what else would you do with your time?
Because anybody who eats raw fish, "yuck", should have to pay for the pleasure.
Do you drink enough water? Is your pee - clear (good), yellow (okay) or orange (bad, drink more water).
Crusty jeans sound like they could use a good wash with lots of softener.
Cavities start out small, get bigger and then they start hurting. Pay with Insurance or go to a dental school where they use you as a guinea pig to practice filling cavities and the only thing that hurts when you get one filled is the shot.
Hold your chin up high, look like you know what your doing and learn how to say "back off buster" in several languages.
Anyone can survive 3 semesters with enough friends and parties.
I don't know about Walden, cuz I've never read him.
I'm late for everything so I set my clock earlier than it should be. I'm still late but not as late and as long as I'm not the last one in the door, it doesn't matter.
I don't know where your water filter is but I know where mine is and will loan it to you if you need it.
When we die, we all hope we go to heaven and then we won't be lonely cuz hopefully all our friends and family will be with us. Loneliness is not great but being alone sometimes is wonderful.
Get the frog a big bucket with some water and rocks in it, then he can moisten himself when he needs to.
You get up at 1 the same reason everyone else does, because you've got something on your mind and you want to write it down so you won't forget it. And I'm reading your blog at 1:15 am MT.
Disorder is more fun because it's out of the ordinary and the ordinary can be really boring. You'll have to ask my son Mike about the fire because he's a pro at starting them in really bad places and at really bad times.
Pheramones must be the hormone that is causing me to answer all of these questions.
Everyone was Fung shuy fighting? I have fake plants so I think it's the dust on them that scares people away.
You can see heat so you'll know when dinner is burning. And the Hippy song is the next question.
We'll never learn if people are still singing that song. I can quote you all the words, but I won't tonight.
Hot and rich guys are annoying because they think they're better than everyone else, which they are not!
Morman guys can have lots of chicks because to some of them, all chicks are alike and good for only one thing. And you'll get your dude in God's time and he'll be really special!
I don't know if you've been to Boston ever, but a Boston cream pie sounds better right now than a punk rock song about Boston.
Because without the help of the people who know how to do it but don't have the time to teach you, it will take a whole evening and you probably don't have that long.
People get angry cuz they're mad at themselves and they have to take it out on someone else. Unless you are going thru 'mentalpause', and then being angry is constant.
Persian Rugs are for the annoying persian cat that pounces on you in the middle of the night. I think you are supposed to roll the cat up in the rug and leave it for the trash collector.
You have a career/job to make money. But my take on that is summed up in this quote: "Anyone who sees in his own occupation merely a means of earning money degrades it; but he that sees in it a service to mankind ennobles both his labor and himself."
A. Lawrence Lowell
It's a miracle, the end is here! Good nite, pleasant dreams. Kitty :)
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