un-brilliant invention

spray-on sunscreen: great idea... right?

not so much. it comes out of the bottle freezing cold with a loud SHHHHPRAY-ing noise. neither of these details matter much to grown folk, but they are enough to send my 3-month old into terrified shrieks and sobs every time. now i walk 10-15 feet away, spray the crap on my hands, rub them together to warm it up, then walk back and apply it to the oh-so-white baby.

but really, i'd gladly do anything for him at this point, because he didn't let out a peep during the entire SIX HOUR plane ride! (also, he pees on the potty every time i ask him to, and does the ol' number two in the proper receptacle about half the time.* he rocks.)


*just in case anyone else is keeping score...